Brendon should learn how to keep his mouth shut, literally.

While we were having lunch after school, Kenelm said something about Pamela's voice being too high to be heard. Pamela poked his side and he did his gay "AHH". It really cracked Brendon up, who was eating cookies and sitting beside me. He laughed so much that the partially digested cookie in his mouth dropped on my pants. My pants had some very unslightly brown stains that one might be mistaken for shit.

So I went to the toilet at the canteen to try to wash the stains off. A security guard was using the sink beside me and he suddenly said something inaudible very loudly. At first, I didn't understand wtf he was saying because his voice is so unclear, but I could make out the words "swing" and "water". So I went,"Ok" even though I didn't understand him. I continued with what I was doing when he said,"Can you swing the bloody water properly or not? You swing the water at me. Tell you don't swing already still swing." Naturally, being a polite but stupid person, I apologised.

Many times, after I say or do something, I regret it. What happened at the toilet is an example. I shouldn't have apologised to the security guard. Since he shouted and cursed at me (I consider "bloody" a curse-word), I should've said something like "the water isnt bloody" or "you don't have to shout". And by the way, I have no idea how I can swing water.

But actually, I pity the security guard. He must have a single-digit IQ and had poor education, hence his job as a security guard. His voice must've been so unclear because of all the fats pressing against his throat, which he gained as a security guard doing nothing. I really wonder how he can be a security guard when he's fat and unfit. But then again, there's probably nothing else he can do, having a single-digit IQ.

And that concludes my bitching for the day. Hopefully next time when someone scolds me for a lame reason, I'll be able to think of a better answer than "sorry" since by doing so, I'll appear to be the one at wrong.